halcyon-visuals: Hey, I heard that you're now married and I was wondering if I could hear how you and your lovely wife met? I bet it's a wonderful love story! Cool page btw, I've been representing it since 1994. So I guess that makes you one year wiser. Cute.

expandinganyway93:

Erm I don’t really know. I think we met like once or twice before actually speaking to each other and I think I heard of her before ever knew who she was. We were at the same party once and she was wearing a bowler hat, that was memorable, I also did karaoke with someone she worked with at her place of work once then he gave me her number, which I did nothing with, then wasn’t till like this summer till I actually started talking to her and I was consistently horrible to her for ages for absolutely no reason. But now I try not to be because she’s a great person. ahh shame it wasn’t 93, just meant I had a longer to wait to meet you.

Anonymous: Your husband seems like a dick, but what's he really like?

Hi Anonymous, 

My hubson is great. Back off. 

Yours sincerely,

Wifey for lyfey x